● THE BITCOIN PUPPETS COLLECTION EST. 2024
THE PUPPETS
ARE ON-CHAIN.
10,001 hand-drawn characters. Zero corporate energy. Permanently inscribed on the Bitcoin blockchain.
ONE COLLECTION.
ONE UNSTOPPABLE CHAIN.
ONE UNSTOPPABLE CHAIN.
UNSTOPPABLEMISFITS NO UTILITY
JUST PUPPETS
ORDINALS / BITCOIN
PUPPET IDENTIFICATION
PUPPET
01.5 THE HAPPY ONES
THE PEPPY ONES
ARE HAVING A GOOD DAY.
508 real Puppets have the Peppy Face. Here are a few of the collection's biggest smiles.
01. WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
IT'S NOT A CLUB.
IT'S A COLLECTION.
There are no suits here. No ten-point master plan. Just hand-drawn chaos, internet culture, and inscriptions that cannot be deleted.
THE MARKETPLACES WILL TELL YOU WHERE TO CLICK. THEY WILL NOT TELL YOU THE STORY: basic tools, lots of effort, passion, and art that has no use beyond being art.
10,001PUPPETSMS PAINTFOREVERONBITCOINNOROADMAP
02. THE BIG PUPPET PILE
FIND A
PUPPET.
Every tile is a real Puppet loaded from the collection file.
CLICK AROUND LOADING THE PILE...
12 Puppets loaded from the collection.
02.25 COLLECTION RARITY
THE ODD
ONES.
Trait counts calculated directly from the canonical 10,001-Puppet collection file.
This ain't a leaderboard for tiny numbers. The trait spread stays deliberately close so the pile keeps its variety, enough odd details to make every Puppet feel distinct without turning the collection into a handful of winners and a crowd of extras. Browse the looks, follow the feeling, and find the one that feels like your Puppet. No cap.
COUNTING THE WEIRD STUFF…
| TRAIT VALUE | OWNED BY | COLLECTION SHARE | RARITY METER |
|---|
02.5 LIVE MARKET BOARD
THE BITCOIN
BULLETIN.
A no-nonsense Bitcoin Puppets market screen powered by Satflow’s cross-market activity data, price controls, and an optional sale pulse chart. Market data can lag—always verify before acting.
OPEN SATFLOW ACTIVITY ↗SATFLOW: CONNECTING
RECENT ACTIVITY ● SALE FEED
INSCRIPTIONSALE PRICEWHEN
LOADING RECENT PUPPET SALE SNAPSHOTS…
PUPPET SALE PULSE
LOADS THE LATEST 30 DAYS OF TIMESTAMPED SATFLOW SALE SAMPLES.
Price is shown in the selected display currency. This is a sampled sale-price chart, not a floor-price index or complete all-market history.
SATFLOW AGGREGATE MODE: collection statistics and cross-market activity are source-labeled and refreshed through this site’s read-only relay. MARKET DATA CHANGES—VERIFY BEFORE ACTING. NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
02.75 WALLET WINDOW
SHOW ME
MY PUPPETS.
Paste a Bitcoin address. No wallet connection, signature, or spooky permission slip—just a public on-chain lookup.
SATFLOW WILL CHECK THE ADDRESS AFTER YOU ASK.
03. THE CHAOS SUPERLATIVES
ABSOLUTELY
NO TROPHIES.
Just four real Puppets being recognised for extremely important Puppet business.
03. THINGS TO DO IN THE CHAOS
KEEP YOURSELF BUSY.
SHED RADIO · PLEASE NO REQUESTS
WHO HAS THE AUX?
The DJ has headphones. That counts as qualified.
0:00PLAYBACK // MP30:00
NOW PLAYING:
LOADING THE
PIXEL TRACKS...
UNTANGLING THE AUX CORD…
RANDOM PUPPET · ZERO SCIENCE
THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE YOU
DIGGING THROUGH THE PILE…
WHO'S YOUR PUPPET?
10,001 weird little possibilities.
Any resemblance is entirely the button’s fault.
STRAIGHT FROM THE RABBIT EARS
DON’T TOUCH THE ANTENNA
OFF AIRTHE PUPPETS ATE THE TAPES.
CHANNELS
TUNING THE RABBIT EARS…
We finally got a picture. Nobody move. Click a channel to play.
05. THE TROLLBOX
THE WALL
HAS
OPINIONS.
Say bj. Share a doodle-brained thought. Leave a little yap for the next Puppet passing through.
bj countsbonjour, obviouslyplease don’t
lick the wall.
lick the wall.
LATEST 10 YAPSSAME WALL. EVERYONE.
CHECKING THE WALL…
A public wall, not a diary. Yaps are saved here, not on Bitcoin. Keep secrets off the wall.
05.5 THE SHED CREW
ONE PUPPET.
ALL THE HATS.
There is no sprawling corporate org chart in this shed. Just one extremely busy bear making the pixels move.
THE ENTIRE DEPARTMENT
foufoufou67
- CHIEF PUPPET ENGINEER
- CHIEF EXECUTIVE OF VIBES
- CHIEF MS PAINT MENACE
- HEAD OF YAP & PROPAGANDA
"NO ROADMAP.
JUST PIXELS
FOREVER."
JUST PIXELS
FOREVER."
THE OFFICIAL
PIXEL EXPRESSION →
PIXEL EXPRESSION →
05. THE MUMBO JUMBO
MADE BAD.
MADE FOREVER.
Bitcoin Puppets are an Ordinals collection. Each hand-drawn Puppet is inscribed directly onto Bitcoin: serious technology, proudly unserious art.
What is an ordinal?
A chunk of digital stuff attached to a Bitcoin sat. In this case: Puppet art.
Where did the Puppets come from?
From the fringes of the karmic grid, basic tools, too much effort, and an undoxxed artist called Le Puppeteer Fou. Before this pile there was O.P.I.U.M.: 777 hand puppets, equally strange, already wandering the chain.
Why are the traits so oddly specific?
Because lore is not focus-grouped. Somebody says “trac pipe,” somebody gets a mug that says “Coffee Time” instead of “Rise and Grind,” and suddenly it belongs in the permanent Puppet filing cabinet.
Is there a roadmap?
No. No promises, no guarantees, no quarterly earnings call, no board of directors. These are not playthings or a goddamn corporation. They are art sitting on Bitcoin forever.
Can anyone make Puppet stuff?
Yes. All rights reversed. Make the meme, make the shirt, make a weird derivative, puppetize your life. Just do not arrive asking where the utility department is.
Why does everyone say “send them to zero”?
Because this is the only place where success gets a sarcastic foot-stomp. “I was promised zero” means nobody handed you a brochure full of expectations. Enjoy the ride, peaceful little chaos agent.
Where do I get a Puppet?
On one of the marketplaces below, if one picks you.
05.5 THE GOSPEL
THE GOSPEL
OF WORLD PEACE.
Somewhere between the carpet, the shed, and the Bitcoin blockchain, somebody left this here. Read it large. Keep it weird.
OPEN THE FULL MANIFESTO ↗
06. COLLECTION PORTAL
COLLECT A
BITCOIN PUPPET.
Browse the real collection, find the one with your exact level of strange, then give it a nice shelf in your digital gallery.